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Parašė Arunas793· 2010-12-15, 21:19
#287

Anglu kalbos pamoka

Pirma pamoka Anglu kalbos pradedantiesiems. Isverskite. Balsu:
Trys raganos apziurineja tris "Swatch" laikrodzius. Kuri is raganu
apziurineja kuri laikrodi?
Vertimas
Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which
swatch watch?

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Antroji pamoka
Anglu kalba pazengusiems. Isverskite. Balsu:
Trys raganos transvestites apziurineja tris mygtukus ant "Swatch"
laikrodziu. Kuri is raganu transvesticiu apziurineja koki mygtuka ant
"Swatch" laikrodzio?
Vertimas
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched
witch watches which Swatch watch switch?
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Trecioji ir paskutine pamoka
Anglu kalba absoliutiems profesionalams. Isverskite. Balsu.
Trys sveicaru raganos kales, norincios pakeisti lyti, apziurineja tris
mygtukus ant sveicarisku "Swatch" laikrodziu. Kuri is sveicariu raganu
kaliu, norinciu pakeisti lyti, apziurineja kuri mygtuka ant sveicarisko
"Swatch laikrodzio?

Vertimas
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss
witch-bitches,
watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which
wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss
Swatch watch witch?

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