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Sveiki,

is anksto atsiprasau uz sveplavima: kazkodel kompas uzgrybavo, ir neleidzia keisti rasymo kalbos.
Imeciau, kad praskaidrint nuotaika. Jei, mielieji adminai, jums si tema pasirodys tersianti, galite ja istrinti.

Priesistore: idejau auto i pardavima autogide. Gaunu sms su tekstu: "Do you still have your vehicle for sale on autogidas.lt? kindly email me directly to ". Siuntejas ne tel. nr, o raso "VAN".
Aisku, supratau kad kitam mygtuku gale ne Van de Wardt, o koks nors Mamoudu Siukaka, su salyga kad savaitgali neturejau ka veikti, parasiau jam :) Sekanciose temos atsakymuose imesiu jums musu susirasinejima. Jei kas kokiu linksmu pasiulymu turesite, siulykite, bendrai rasysime ;)

P>S> Susirasinejimas vyksta anglu kalba (nemoku jos idealiai)

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As:
Hello,

yes, the car is still available. It's in TOP condition.

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Sukcius:
Hello, Thanks for your response. I would appreciate if you can answer the few questions below:
what is the final price for it? How long have you owned it? I won't be able to view it but can you guarantee me it is in a good condition?
I have already arranged a private courier company for the pick up to my home in Holland.If possible can you send me some recent picture of it?
Thanks

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As:
Hello,

off course, here are my answers:
1. Final price is *****eur netto.
2. I'm a happy owner of this nice car almost 5 years: and each time I'm traveling in it I feel just great. My whole family loves it actually.
3. The car is almost as new: it has been always serviced by an authorized Volvo service and all parts have been always replaced with new original ones. Off course, the car is not new, but it's condition is just perfect to its age.
4. Normally I could send you the pictures, but they left in other computer, which is actually a bit broken now. But you can check the most recent pictures of it in Autogidas.lt.

If you have more questions about the car - I will be happy to answer it.

Please note: as the car is in a really great condition, I'm getting many calls and mails from people who are willing to buy it, so I am even thinking to make an auction, and the winner will be who will offer me a best price for it.

I am really happy with the car, but the problem is that at the moment it's too small for my family: we are always getting in trouble when we go all together in it, because yes it's big, but for my wife, our 9 kids and me it's becoming a bit too small, so we are looking for some bigger transport. Do you maybe have some bigger car to sell or maybe we could just switch with the cars? If you would have, for example, Volvo XC90, there would be already enough place for my family. I would then be very interested in switching the cars.

With regards,

Kasdedas

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Sukcius:
I will be adding the 3.9% PayPal surcharge to the total amount i will be paying you. So i will be paying directly into your PayPal account without any delay, and i hope you have a paypal account.If you have one already, just send me the information of payment below

Name:
PayPal Email:
Amount:
Phone Number:

so once i receive the details i will go ahead with the payment through PayPal and then i will contact my shipping company after you get the payment. I will need your home address for the merchandise to be Picked Up by the Shipping Company and my address is also stated below

Robert van de Wardt
Arem 19
2151 RE Nieuw Vennep
The Netherlands

Have a nice day.

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As:
Dear Mr. Robert,

I am sorry, but I do not have a paypal account. You know, I'm just a guy from a small village near Vilnius in Lithuania. I'm really not good at computing, besides I don't really trust our banking systems, so I prefer cash. I can accept Euros, lithuanian litas, latvian lats or brittish pounds, and, off course, US dollars - these I like the best, as they are so nice and smell really good.
So if you can give cash to your shipping company so they give me cash directly when they come to pick the beauty from me, then Its okay. You can also pack the money into a package and send it to me by post.
There is a way, I heard from one of my friends from the city, that people can send money through Western Union or something like that.
If still you decide to come and take the car personally - I would like to invite you kindly to my willage. For those 3.9% additionally I will organize you an unforgettable weekend in the nature with the sauna, lake, fishing and other really fine things, as there are lot of young pretty girls in our village, which just love to hang up with foreigners! You can check the attached photo of my house.

So for that nice price you will get a TOP condition Volvo + superduper weekend in Lithiania.
What you say?

With regards,

Kasdedas

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:D :D graziai :D

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Ziauriai :D

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Trolinimas neprasto lygio :D šaunuolis. Jei dar atrašys paklausk iš kur išvis pas jį sacharoj internetas :D

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:H

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Rusai kieciau varo:) https://www.youtu...B5mzZLua74

https://www.youtu...gmL1taxGYs

Taip naglai apgaudinejanciu dar nesu mates :) Pasirodo pilna tokiu filmuku youtubej :)

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Rusijoj labai daug sukciu.

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Rusijoi ir zmoniu biski daugiau :)

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Haha, gerai užtrolinai :D Įrašas vertas dar didesnio viešumo :)

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Neturiu laiko dar labiau viešinti. Deja, tyli Robertas, gal netyčia suprato, kad aš supratau, kad jis ne Robertas? :D

Reikės kažką sugalvoti dar jam parašyti.

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Neteiskit, pagalvojau, parasiau jam laiskuti katik:

Dear Mr. Robert,

since I did not get any answer from you, I am wondering, if you still are interested in buying the Volvo from me. There are a lot of local people who wants to buy it, but I'm sure if they buy my beauty - they just kill it in 1 month. You should see, how crazy drivers Lithuanians are. So I am really looking for a honest new owner of my Volvo, who would love it and look after it just in the way like I did. And I understand that you would be the right person, because starting from your first mail I felt like we're soul brothers.

Yesterday the representative of the Dutch company SCL Rotterdam came to me, he had to pick the car with a 50% prepayment, he told that the rest should be transfered by paypal. His name was Frederic Van de Wardt. Was it your brother or maybe cousin? Unfortunately I had to say same thing I told you - I do not have a paypal account :( So he had to leave without buying it.

Recently, when we were driving to take a walk in our capital Vilnius, my youngest kid wanted to pee. As we were driving all family together, unfortunately he couldn't hold till all his older brothers and sisters get out of the car so he did a pee inside the car, just right on the carpet! Since he has been eating a lot of fresh carrots that week, and, as you know, the carrots in Lithuania are extremely toxic, therefore the carpet is very orange now in the place and it stinks quite strong. I understand that it's very unpleasant, but, be sure, I will wash the carpet and in 1 week there will be no bad smell inside the car anymore, I guarantee you!
Because of that, I can make you a 15% discount of the price.

Would it look more attractive for you?
Please let me know, how should we do to get the beauty Volvo into your careful hands.

With nice regards,
Kasdedas

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Neturit ka veikt....

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Vis geriau negu gyventi pilka gyvenima, kur kas diena tokia kaip praejusi.

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:D Teisingai.

Stulpai (sorry, vardo nežinau), aš galvojau gal praignoruot ir tiek, bet kadangi šį reikalą pradėjau, istorija pasidalinau čia, teko pratęsti. Nors, manau, jei tame mygtukų gale sėdi ne bukas babatukas, jis turėjo jau suprasti esąs trolinamas, ir nieko nebeatrašys. Bet pabandyti verta :)

Dar kartą pasikartosiu: jei administratoriams pasirodys ši tema "š', galite ją ištrinti :)

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Stulpas ne adminas

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ka tokie bambukai gali suprast :D

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Komentaras:
Good day, In respect to your car, I'm much interested in buying it and will want to know if you still have it up for sale, please let me know if you still have it for sale. I'm fine and comfortable with the details on the website but i will still want to know more about the car. please let me know more about the status of the car like last price? and condition? Regards Kenneth Morani

Bet šiaip ne pirmas ir toli gražu ne paskutinis :)

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Jooo, fantazijos jums netrūksta... siusiukas oranžinis veža... (rofl)

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Taip išeina, kad tai masinis dalykas. Nes lygiai tokią pačią užklausą gavome dėl UAZ auto pirkimo.
Didelė įtarimą sukėlė, kad jie nori pervesti 3,9% daugiau pinigų per PAYPAL, nors EU sąjungoje tarptautiniai pavedimai kainuoja lygiai tiek pat kiek LT į kitą banką. Nuo šių metų europoje, kurie bankai turi pasirašę SEPA mokėjimų sutartį, tai pavedimas kainuoja 0,41 euro ir jis padaromas per dvi dienas. Šiuo metu SEPA apima visas Europos Sąjungos (ES) valstybes nares, taip pat Norvegiją, Islandiją, Lichtenšteiną, Šveicariją, Monako Kunigaikštystę ir San Mariną.
Taigi būkitė atsargūs.